So I was minding my own business playing Word Search on my iPhone when what to my wondering eyes did appear this:





I giggled.

Does anyone want to explain to me why I feel that it's necessary to watch a 2 minute infomercial about Nuvaring in order to avoid watching my back episodes of Glee without commercial interruptions?





P.S. Rachel Berry is my new hero.

This is probably the greatest thing I have ever seen. We will just ignore the fact that it made me cry, ok? (because *wtf* seriously?? crying over that??? wth is wrong with me?! D:)

I FUCKING HATE NU-STOCK.







That is all.

This is what my coworker told me a while back. He had just bought a new pair of luxury pony skin shoes, and was wearing it for the first time on a trip to somewhere with his dad when it started raining.

him: (tip-toe-ing and walking across the streets very slowly and carefully not to get his shoes wet)
his dad: why are you taking so long?? what are you dancing on the street for??
him: dad, these are new pony-skin shoes, I can’t get them wet!
his dad: hah, pony skin shoes?? you make such a fuss, you think pony never took a shower in whole life?

- mydadisafob.com

The Song of the Wandering Aengus
William Butler Yeats

I went out to the hazel wood,
Because a fire was in my head,
And cut and peeled a hazel wand,
And hooked a berry to a thread;
And when white moths were on the wing,
And moth-like stars were flickering out,
I dropped a berry in a stream
And caught a little silver trout.

When I had laid it on the floor
I went to blow the fire aflame,
But something rustled on the floor,
And some one called me by my name:
It had become a glimmering girl
With apple blossom in her hair
Who called me by my name and ran
And faded through the brightening air.

Though I am old with wandering
Through hollow lands and hilly lands,
I will find out where she has gone,
And kiss her lips and take her hands;
And walk among long dappled grass,
And pluck till time and times are done
The silver apples of the moon,
The golden apples of the sun.

Me. That's who.

Why, you ask?

MY REASONS, LET ME TELL YOU THEM.

On our final exam, which is going to count *TWICE*, there will be:
- 9 poems by Hardy
- 7 poems by Tennyson
- 7 poems by Browning
- 7 poems by Hopkins
- 7 poems by Yeats
- 3 poems by Arnold
- 2 poems by Clough
- 2 poems by Larkin
- 1 poem by Lawrence
- 1 poem by Eliot

All of which we need to be able to recognize the title and author of by their significant lines, AS WELL AS knowing their major themes. AND THEN WE HAVE TO KNOW INFORMATION ABOUT THE AUTHORS ON TOP OF ALL OF THAT NONSENSE.

:|

I am going to kill myself before this final, I can tell.

BRB, DYING OF SWINE FLU.













ok so i am melodramatic and paranoid, but SOMEONE HAS DIED IN HOUSTON BECAUSE OF IT, SO I THINK I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE SCARED.

1) I just got hit on by a girl passing out fliers for some youth church activity something or other.

2) The first thing someone says to me when I walk into the computer lab is "Hey, you ever seen a monkey pop locking?"




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What in the hell is wrong with people today?

Sometimes life is really funny.

Example, paper white me just got a job at a tanning salon.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

God fucking damn it I hate having panic attacks.

I just got called a "race traitor" because I think some Asian kids (see icon) are cute.





Woo, racism. :|

God love gullible people. <3

HERE & HERE, YOU SPOILSPORT.

Do not EVER go to IHOP at 2 in the morning on a Thursday EVER again. Oh God. D:

This is one gorgeous son of a bitch.

Boy #1, looking at picture book: Grapes are purple, corn is yellow, tomatoes are red, edamame is green.
Boy #2: I think those are peas.
Boy #1: What are peas?

Oh, I love overheardinnewyork.com.

Personality

Occupying the 4th position in the Chinese Zodiac, the Rabbit symbolizes such character traits as creativity, compassion, and sensitivity. Rabbits are friendly, outgoing and prefer the company of others. They also prefer to avoid conflict. In confrontational situations, Rabbits approach calmly and with consideration for the other party. Rabbits believe strongly in friends and family and lacking such bonds can lead to emotional issues.

Their serene nature keeps Rabbits from becoming visibly upset. Because they’re serene animals, Rabbits are easily taken advantage of. Their sensitive nature makes them shy away from aggressive or competitive situations. They’re overall conservative and not interested in taking risks. [I'm hypersensitive to all forms of manipulation, a product of being around my biological father at a young age, and "conservative" is one word that has never been used to describe me about any part of my personality.]

Classy, sophisticated, expressive, well-mannered and stylish, those born under the Sign of the Rabbit enjoy leaning about cultural issues and learning about people from other countries. Rabbits are most comfortable being home, and their homes are always neat and organized. Home is also where Rabbits prefer to entertain. Rabbits are conservative in their decorating tastes. [And here we are with "conservative" again.]

Rabbits should work at building more self-confidence and self-worth so they can feel more secure. The desire for remaining in safe, comfortable environments keeps Rabbits from taking risks which sometimes causes them to miss out on good opportunities.


Health

Even though Rabbits don’t usually get visibly upset or stressed, they do tend to keep these feelings inside. When they don’t express these feelings, such feeling can cause Rabbits to become ill. Rabbits could benefit from more everyday activity which would reduce their stress levels and better their health.


Relationships

Rabbits are very sexual, but tend to give more of themselves than they should. [I don't give enough of myself, if anything.] This can lead to unrealistic expectations and unhealthy situations. Rabbits need partners who won’t take advantage of their giving nature. Such pairings will be strong.


Career

Rabbits are articulate and good communicators which is why friends and acquaintances seek out their advice. It’s also why Rabbits make excellent diplomats and politicians. Other good careers for Rabbits include: writer, publisher, actor, fashion designer, therapist, doctor, administrator, public relations, and teacher. [All of these are things I've thought about at one time or another, and my current major is PR. :D]


Fire Rabbits – Years 1927 and 1987

Fire adds spark to the Rabbit’s personality and all that Fire Rabbits do. Fire compels Rabbits to seek new adventures. Prone to tantrums, Fire Rabbits prefer to avoid conflict.

"'You scarlet letter `A`, Hester Prynne-looking skank ho!'"

- my government professor pretending to be a juror in a trial she made up to delineate the differences between appellate courts and district courts